Democrats are having a ball, one too many maybe! « makeSplash.com by Sush Jaitly

Democrats are having a ball, one too many maybe!

August 11th, 2008

Whats with these Democratic presidents and president hopefuls man? They just can’t keep their pants on. Bill Clinton did it. Oh I’m so sorry. How could I possibly forget! It was JFK who was the initial trend setter with his dalliances with so many women, Marilyn Monroe included. Thereafter Bill Clinton carried on from where JFK had left off. And we all know he created quite a mess along with Monica Lewinsky. And the latest to join the band wagon is the handsome John Edwards. He has screwed around with some Reille Hunter, around the same time when he was preparing for his nomination.
Now folks, there is something fishy here. In fact I’m quite sure that all this is somehow or the other related to their party, the Democratic Party. Otherwise we would’ve seen or heard some republicans also doing something similar. After all most of these republicans have also been able bodied normal human beings with normal desires and feelings, if you don’t count George Bush that is. Now you will ask me why am I leaving Bush out? C’mon people can you imagine Bush doing cootchie coo with anyone on this earth including his wife? Yeah, I know. Its pretty difficult to imagine. Thats why.
Now coming back to those democratic fellows. What does the party teach their guys? Probably something like- Go have a ball. Johnny was just stupid enough to start off before he got to the White House. And probably the other democratic presidents whose names have never been linked with women have just been too smart to get caught.
Now, is my imagination running too wild here? May be, may be not.